Ask mortal Shaco
You're sleeping too long. Wake up.

tantibus-aeternam:

mortalshaco:

*Shaco was unresponsive with the scar emanating strange black steam off it. From the expression on his face one would quickly judge he was in severe pain*

Shaco.  Hey.  Shaco.  Shaaaccooo.  Hey.  Shaco!  HEY.  HEEEEYYY.  BUDDY, HEY.  HEY BUDDY.  HEY.  SHACO.

Mmmnnn…. nnn…. *there was effort to respond somehow, yet he couldn’t utter a single word or even open his eyes. He was sweating heavily*

You're sleeping too long. Wake up.

*Shaco was unresponsive with the scar emanating strange black steam off it. From the expression on his face one would quickly judge he was in severe pain*

Being a killer is just side-effect.. You are darkness. I am chaos. We are the other side of the coin.. Ah, great, I've made myself a bit homesick. Or maybe it's the scar. The pain brings familiar feel with it

tantibus-aeternam:

mortalshaco:

tantibus-aeternam:

That and you’re probably experiencing some degree of delirium right now.

I think it’s worth mentioning there’s 3 of you. So perhaps you are right.

That sounds like fun.

Iii~iiiii should lay down. Don’t go anywhere. Any of you.

*smirks* It IS unstable, but only while its going through my system. By the time its pulled out, it will have already changed to perfectly function for what its intended for, because it will have already healed me ... I'll be waiting if you need me.

Sounds like a plan.

Being a killer is just side-effect.. You are darkness. I am chaos. We are the other side of the coin.. Ah, great, I've made myself a bit homesick. Or maybe it's the scar. The pain brings familiar feel with it

tantibus-aeternam:

That and you’re probably experiencing some degree of delirium right now.

I think it’s worth mentioning there’s 3 of you. So perhaps you are right.

"Shaco? You are very different than I recall the last time I saw you. What has happened?"

I still don’t have my powers and I’m a bit weary because of the fresh umbra scar on my back.

Tell her I asked for it first.

tantibus-aeternam:

It doesn’t matter, really.

I want her off your ass about it. I insisted on it. You asked like ten times if I’m sure. If something happens it’s my own fault.

... you might find this gross, but a lot of my healing comes from my body generating chemicals in a "trial and error" until it works. If he cuts me, I'll naturally generate a chemical that will work for you, its not me creating it, its my body.

Sounds unstable. Even though I like unstable, I don’t want some unexpected reaction to end up blowing my back to pieces or something. I will get to you though if I got no other option.

Oh ok, trust me less, because I've totally tried to kill you before or something. FOR GODS SAKE SHACO, I WAS ONE OF THE SUMMONERS WHO TRIED TO HELP FREE NOCTURNE FROM HIS PRISON, what the hell makes you automatically think I'm like the others? Rude!

I meant I just don’t trust your healing skills. 

I travel across different universes, and in some I do have permissions to heal, but I have not attempted to gain it here ... That is smart of you to ask though, I don't blame you for being cautious. Let me remind you I have summoner magic ....

That makes me trust you even less.